quick thingy before i do homework
preferred pet names:
- supreme overlord
- the lawful judge
- her imperial condescension
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”
selfless characters loving selfish characters
selfish characters loving selfless characters
me crying in the background
that’s not even mentioning the femjohns.
i think he is taking this pretty serious since he knows the whole dance
gosh, i sure love doing my homework!
1V3 B33N TH3R3, P4L.