Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
Then suddenly. CONDOMS.
HELP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT BRO’S EXPRESSIONS
…the condoms are all the beta kids’ colours
Bro, why would you give him those colours. INCLUDING HIS OWN
can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing
Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!