trafalguy:

perfect cosplay

trafalguy:

perfect cosplay

(Source: ruffleshuffle)


not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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(Source: kaijuno)



luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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(Source: duplicatable)


anarchicfighter:

killer-squirtle:

ludicrouscupcake:

kias-kokoro:






Then suddenly. CONDOMS.

HELP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT BRO’S EXPRESSIONS

…the condoms are all the beta kids’ colours
Bro, why would you give him those colours. INCLUDING HIS OWN


Bro knows.

anarchicfighter:

killer-squirtle:

ludicrouscupcake:

kias-kokoro:

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Then suddenly. CONDOMS.

HELP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT BRO’S EXPRESSIONS

…the condoms are all the beta kids’ colours

Bro, why would you give him those colours. INCLUDING HIS OWN

Bro knows.

(Source: kia-von-gaylord)


steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

(Source: nvcr-weather)


(Source: carlospalrner)


Send me an aspect
Breath: How have you changed over the past year?
Light: Would you consider yourself lucky? Why?
Time: What is your favourite memory?
Space: If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Life: Are you a rule breaker by heart?
Hope: What are you looking forward to?
Void: Do you like being alone?
Heart: Have you ever been in love?
Mind: Do you make decisions easily?
Doom: Have you ever gotten injured?
Blood: Do you form strong friendships?
Rage: What are your biggest pet peeves?

d0nn0:

Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*


feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

(Source: dickbuttofficial)